The oldest (and arguably wisest) of the group, Liz keeps everyone on-track and gets them where they need to be—for the most part. A single mother, Liz is a local Realtor and a proud member of the PTA. She loves her Z’arbucks coffee and couldn’t imagine life without her Netflix account. Since she’s “perpetually 29,” she loves to rock out in the SUV to her favorite punk bands and sports vividly purple hair.
A 20-something punk rocker, Spike is the idiot of the bunch. His band, The Lungbloods, is a relatively awful garage punk band, featuring an unintelligible Spike on lead vocals. Their only single (“Uhhh-nggg-ggh-nnng”) has had minimal success, however they are major stars in their own deluded minds. Around the Z’eds! house, Spike is generally a few minutes behind the rest. Unfortunately for him, he’s also quite gullible—making him a prime target for Kimberly. She loves to torment him!
In her late teens, Jan is a bookworm with awful depth perception (for obvious reasons). She prefers reading books over physical activity (again, depth perception). As a result, she’s highly-intelligent, but sucks at sports. She does, however, love to play fetch with the family dog, Pickles. Fortunately for him, Pickles has full use of both eyes, so he’s able to find even her wildest throws.
In her mid-30s, Kimberly lives on her own, but she comes home often to borrow money for rent or food. She’s always scheming and trying to pull one over on the other family members, especially Spike. He’s the perfect target—gullible and not very bright, so she takes advantage of him any time she has the chance. Kimberly is also quite lazy and thinks she’s too good to work remedial jobs. She currently works in retail, but has dreams of becoming rich by doing nothing. Oddly, she’s still waiting for this to happen.